Mandota University

Arbeit Macht Frei! Jedem das Seine.


The Old Main gate

The "Old Main" gate.
Welcomes you to Mandota University.
Student Union

M. Ludwig Bormann Student Union
Tropical Dining Room
"A touch of Germany in old Mandato"
Named after an anonymous benefactor
"living" in South America !



Mandota University is a multi-purpose university located on a 1,500 acre campus in Mankato, MN. It grants Associate, Specialist, Socialist, Anarchist, B.S, B.A., B.M., M.B.S., M.S., P.M.S., M.A., M.F.A., L.S.M.F.T., Ed.D., Ma.D.D., S&M, J.D., D.J., O.J., Ph.D., Ph.E., and Ph.G. degrees. Keeping the proud tradition of a diploma mill since 1718! Remember: We build to suit !!
Mandota University was founded as a grant land university in 1720 by July Rambler-Mankato, founder of present day Mankato, MN as a place for her to get educated in the ways of the world.
A new M.S. degree is now being offered to show our committment to cross-cultural pluralism. There are presently 22,000 students in attendance. The largest programs are the M.S. in Spacial Hysteriaonics, the Associates Degree in Social Studies and hair cutting.
Other popular degrees include the B. S. in Elementary Circumlocution, M.S. in Computer Science (in our new Apple IIe lab!), and Ph.D.'s in Metaphysical Sciences, Psychic Astrology, Parapsychology, and Theocentric Liberal Arts. Why not make it Mandota University??

Mandota University is an equal opportunity, affirmative action student loan and scholarship provider.

Mandota University is an equal opportunity, affirmative action employer.

Mandota University is a multicultural institution!

Two Students

Student Union President R. Rush Dick (left)
and GYmNastics instructor "Dregger" Berrysson (right) discuss the taste treats at the Annual Lutefisk, Lefse, Mountain Oyster, and
Buffalo Hoof Breakfast!
"Uffda - Yah sure, this is gut... bring on the bars and jell-o mold..."


President Sheikh Yarbouti
President Sheikh Yarbouti (right)
talks with student hall monitor Thorbjorner (Uffda) Sigurjonsson (left) about discipline during
MSU Discipline Daze
"Harsh dizcipline est goot dizcipline," says Yarbouti!



Mascot

Sheila, the MSU Mascot
"Bendemober, Bendemober, Ve air dar fightningk Sheep!!"



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