Rep. Hank Johnson, D-Ga.: "My fear is that the whole island (Guam) will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize."
Alexandria Kelley Bunday Ocasio-Cortez, D-NY: "We set a goal to get to net-zero, rather than zero, emissions in 10 years because we aren't sure that we'll be able to fully get rid of farting cows and airplanes that fast."
Barack Obama: "If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor."
Jesse Jackson: "There is nothing more painful to me at this stage in my life than to walk down the street and hear footsteps - turn around and see somebody white and feel relieved."
Nancy Pelosi: "But we have to pass the bill so that we can find out what is in it."
Barack Obama: "I've now been in 57 states? I think one left to go?"
Margaret Thatcher: "The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples' money."
Lori Loughlin to daughter Jade: "Why did I pay all this money for your education?"
Jade Loughlin: "My dad faked his way through college." "My parents ruined my life."
Hillary Clinton: "We are going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good."
Joe Biden: "I said, "Jill, if there's ever a problem just walk out on the balcony here.... put that double-barreled shotgun and fire two blasts outside the house."
Marrion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C.: "If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very, very low crime rate."
Cory Booker, D-NJ.: "'Sleep' and I broke up a few nights ago. I am dating 'Coffee' now. She's hot."
Colion Noir, Black gun rights activist: "Guns have done more to keep blacks safe in this country than being unarmed has ever done."
Friedrich Von Hayek: "If socialists understood economics, they wouldn't be socialists."
Sheryl Crow (Musician) on environmentalism: "I propose a limitation on how many squres [sic] of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. ...we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required.
Joy Behar (Left wing television host): "Isn't it a little racist to call it Black Friday?"
Bill Clinton: "African Americans watch the same news at night that ordinary Americans do."
Vladimir Lenin: "The goal of socialism is communism."