Rep. Hank Johnson, D-Ga.: "My fear is that the whole island (Guam) will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize."
Alexandria Kelley Bunday Ocasio-Cortez, D-NY: "We set a goal to get to net-zero, rather than zero, emissions in 10 years because we aren't sure that we'll be able to fully get rid of farting cows and airplanes that fast."
Maxine Waters, D-CA: (2017) "My fear be that if North Korea nukes us, well then, dat Trump, he gonna get us in a war, yeah."
Bernie Sanders, D-NH: (2012) "Social Security has nothing to do with the deficit."
Nancy Pelosi, D-CA: (2019) "You need to vote for the Democrats, otherwise the illegal aliens will lose their rights!"
Barack Obama: "If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor."
Jesse Jackson: "There is nothing more painful to me at this stage in my life than to walk down the street and hear footsteps - turn around and see somebody white and feel relieved."
Jesse Jackson: "Jesus was born in Bethlehem. Jesse Jackson was born in Greenville."
Nancy Pelosi, D-CA: (3/10) "But we have to pass the bill so that we can find out what is in it."
Barack Obama: "I've now been in 57 states? I think one left to go?"
Omar Ahmad, Council on American Islamic Relations (CAIR): "Islam isn't in America to be equal to any other faiths, but to be dominant."
Joseph Stalin: "Death solves all problems - no man, no problem."
Margaret Thatcher: "The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples' money."
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, D-NY: (2018) "Owning guns is not a right. If it were a right it would be in the Constitution."
Joe Biden: (2015) "No ordinary American cares about the Constitution."
Louis Farrakhan: "White people are potential humans - they haven"t evolved yet."
Barack Obama: "You have a business, you didn't build that. Someone else did!"
Jade Loughlin: "My dad faked his way through college." "My parents ruined my life."
Lori Loughlin to daughter Jade: "Why did I pay all this money for your education?"
Hillary Clinton: "We are going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good."
Harry Reid, D-NV: (2008) "Paying taxes is voluntary."
Joe Biden: "I said, "Jill, if there's ever a problem just walk out on the balcony here.... put that double-barreled shotgun and fire two blasts outside the house."
Marrion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C.: "If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very, very low crime rate."
Sheila Jackson, D-TX: (2016) "Homicide is the leading cause of murder."
Cory Booker, D-NJ.: "'Sleep' and I broke up a few nights ago. I am dating 'Coffee' now. She's hot."
Colion Noir, Black gun rights activist: "Guns have done more to keep blacks safe in this country than being unarmed has ever done."
Nancy Pelosi: (2006) "You don't need God anymore; you have us Democrats."
Friedrich Von Hayek: "If socialists understood economics, they wouldn't be socialists."
Elizabeth Warren, D-MA: (2018) "Having an abortion is no difference than having one's tonsils removed."
Sheryl Crow (Musician) on environmentalism: "I propose a limitation on how many squres [sic] of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. ...we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required."
Joy Behar (Left wing television host): "Isn't it a little racist to call it Black Friday?"
Bill Clinton: "African Americans watch the same news at night that ordinary Americans do."
Bill Clinton: (2008) "Hillary is as honest as, uh... the day is long. Whatever the hell that means!"
Hillary Clinton: (1998) "Bill is the greatest husband and father I know. No one is more faithful, true, and honest than him."
Vladimir Lenin: "The goal of socialism is communism."
Noam Chomsky: "Any dictator would admire the uniformity and obedience of the U.S. media."
Omar Ahmad, Council on American Islamic Relations (CAIR): "The Koran... should be the highest authority in America, and Islam the only accepted religion on Earth."